We are way beyond April Fools' Day. But there are plenty of fools in Pittsburgh Pirates management. They seem to be proving that on a daily basis.

Hang the banner in all the arenas ... you might want to start with Mario Lemieux and Mike Bossy. Peter Forsberg didn’t even reach 250 goals. Ovechkin has more goals (895) than Forsberg has ...

Alex Ovechkin is having a banner season with the Washington Capitals ... The next-closest is Gretzky with 12, and after him, it's Mario Lemieux and Marcel Dionne with 10 each.

Nearby are framed jerseys of Mario Lemieux (690), who Ovechkin passed Jan. 18 ... “We couldn’t stay aside, and spectators see this banner during every match. Everyone is following this record.” ...

It was a banner night for the Toronto Maple Leafs, clinching the Atlantic Division with a 4-0 victory over the Buffalo Sabres ...

He said based largely on this incident, when people ask him how to fight antisemitism, besides Holocaust education, people should illuminate others on the many Jewish contributions to the world.

Nearby are framed jerseys of Mario Lemieux (690), who Ovechkin passed ... “We couldn’t stay aside, and spectators see this banner during every match. Everyone is following this record.” ...

Nearby are framed jerseys of Mario Lemieux (690), who Ovechkin passed ... “We couldn’t stay aside, and spectators see this banner during every match. Everyone is following this record.” ...

MSU's Isaac Howard was one of three finalists selected for the Hobey Baker Award, presented to the top NCAA men's hockey player.

Nearby are framed jerseys of Mario Lemieux (690), who Ovechkin passed ... “We couldn’t stay aside, and spectators see this banner during every match. Everyone is following this record.” ...