My hair just won’t go down after all the AED zaps. Tried to go to sleep but residual electric charge in my body shorted out the c-pap. To boot, I ran out of pre-mixed Long Island Ice Tea.

John Bramnick has reintroduced legislation aimed at ending the state’s long-standing ban on self-serve gasoline, reviving a decades-long debate over whether Garden State drivers should be allowed to ...