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Before HIM cornered the market in Finnish goth metal, Helsinki’s The 69 Eyes had the elegantly wasted after-midnight look and ...

For centuries, there has been a harrowing amount of propaganda plaguing the Christmas season, seemingly intending to disparage the existence of Santa Claus. Despite mountains of evidence to the ...

HER BODY WAS FOUND BY HER FRIEND IN A DITCH. SANTA FE POLICE TELLING US THEY ARE INVESTIGATING A DEADLY CRASH INVOLVING A CITY VEHICLE. THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY AT THE SANTA FE PLACE MALL.

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Santa Barbara Police Department officers arrested a man for stabbing another man with a ballpoint pen just before 11:30 a.m. Sunday morning. The assault happened at the ...

SANTA MARIA, Calif. – Santa Barbara County District Attorney John Savrnoch announced Monday that a petition has been filed against an adult man -only identified as J.L.- charging him with one ...

A Santa Fe man faces a felony charge after, police say, he strangled a woman in a hotel room. Kendall Yazzie, 34, faces a charge of aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, according to a ...

A suspect was arrested after leading police on a high-speed chase with a stolen van in Santa Monica Wednesday night. The male driver, identified as Alex Villegas, 21, of Santa Monica, drove ...

SANTA ROSA COUNTY, Fla. -- The Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the suspicious death of a 60-year-old man. Michael Glenn Davis was found deceased in an unincorporated area of ...