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For centuries, there has been a harrowing amount of propaganda plaguing the Christmas season, seemingly intending to disparage the existence of Santa Claus. Despite mountains of evidence to the ...

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Santa Barbara Police Department officers arrested a man for stabbing another man with a ballpoint pen just before 11:30 a.m. Sunday morning. The assault happened at the ...

While statements continue in the trial for the death of Diego Armando Maradona, lawyer Fernando Burlando denounced on television that "Diego (Maradona) was treated like an animal.

Authorities are investigating a deadly shooting that happened in the parking lot of Riverview Park in Santa Ana late Friday. They were called to the 1800 block of W. 21st Street at around 9:40 p.m ...

A man was shot and killed in a Santa Ana parking lot on Friday night, March 28, police said. Around 9:40 p.m., the Santa Ana Police Department received a report of a shooting in the parking lot of ...

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CRAIG HOPE IN NEWCASTLE: It was an ocean of black and white, washed from every street, avenue, estate and tower block of this joyous city, a force-of-nature convergence on the tarmacked tributary ...