TULSA, Okla. — The Tulsa Police Department (TPD) said they're looking for a man wanted in connection to a first degree burglary with a firearm. Witnesses reported that Shaunta Keenan Smith ...
from "colder than mars" (minus-7 degrees Fahrenheit) to "hot as dick" (92 degrees). "Hot as balls" is, apparently, a balmy 84 degrees. In case you were wondering, actual human testicles are warmer ...