You know the ones — the borderline-offensive wisecracks you know you really aren't supposed to ... you'll find in the collection of morbidly funny jokes below. From warped cracks on marriage ...

This joke passes the test ... He stays up wondering if there really is a dog. It's funny because: This poor afflicted soul's dyslexia has caused him to confuse "God" with "dog." ...

jokes that are funny — and then 20 minutes later you realize they’re really funny.” So will he return? “That’s really up to Conan, but I know we would love to have him back,” Mills said.