It’s an eradication that feels Stalinesque. From online evidence at least, it seems Prince Harry is now too toxic for his wife Meghan’s must-always-be-smelling-of-lavender new brand, As Ever.

I’ve had Swirly for ten years and in that one day she grew up: she knew she had to look after everyone, be in charge, the matriarch. I sent my new pen friend a short video of them galloping.