Reader's Digest has been collecting funny quotes and sayings since our first issue in 1922, we've pulled together some all-time classics. 1. "My advice to you is get married: If you find a good ...

Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time. The girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was ...