Glaring back and taunting you for a sentimental, tear-jerking birthday message. A birthday wish carries capital 'W' Weight ... All just better with time. Happy birthday, babe.

Along with making great captions, these birthday wishes also work if you're stumped on what to write in his card besides just "Happy birthday!" (we know you're better than that). No matter what ...

Now, no matter how old you get, their birthday is a chance to connect and celebrate them. You might choose to wish your cousin a happy birthday with an easy, “You’re simply the best” or ...